no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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My current weight is socially acceptable only among the walrus population.
me exercising
ohmygod… the perfect boyfriend.
I’m just a regular overweight black man with dreams of becoming America’s next top porn star.
Fuck you.
And you.
And you.
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Look At Me Now (Paint Edition)
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
OH MY GOD
HELLOOO social life!!!
